Kya Mazaak Hai Yeh Life Yaar

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 You know what cracks me up? We have parenting groups for everything.


There’s one full of stressed-out parents from regular schools—crying on WhatsApp about school projects, syllabus, tests, PTMs, and how to get their kid to remember the difference between a parallelogram and trauma.


Then there’s the homeschooling gang—us legends who have no idea what we’re doing, but we’re happy doing it anyway. Like, “We’re teaching from the heart, not the textbook,” mostly because we can’t find the textbook.


And then, in the same universe, we have Dolly Chaiwala casually collaborating with Bill Gates.

BILL GATES.

I swear, half of Microsoft’s employees haven’t even seen that man in real life—but Dolly bhai is out there serving chai and getting selfies with him.


Meanwhile, we’re out here teaching phonics, algebra, and basic humanity, hoping our kids remember to wear pants for Zoom class.


Aur upar se humare PM sahab, who—I’m not even sure—went to school or not, but started by selling chai... and now runs the whole damn country.

At least he’s got some standard with the chai-selling success story. Dolly’s out here flexing like the PhD of Tapri Management.


Matlab, kya mazaak hai yaar.

People slog their entire lives—study till their brains melt, pay for coaching classes that cost a kidney, collect degrees like Pokémon cards—and then boom… chai peelo, success mil gaya.



Because clearly, education toh overrated hai

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